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We're reinventing the wheel.

Your hamster runs miles every night. We're building something that lets her do it flat, not bent around a curve. It's not done yet. That's the point.

Follow the build

First units go to this list.

The behavior

Built to run. Not built to run in circles.

Wild hamsters cover serious ground every night. Yours has the same legs and the same drive, so she runs on the one surface her enclosure gives her: a curved one.

A wheel that's too small arches her spine on every stride. The fix everyone agrees on is a bigger wheel, and it works. But a wheel big enough for a Syrian stands taller than a can of tennis balls, and that vertical space comes out of the same enclosure that needs deep substrate for burrowing. You end up trading one natural behavior for another.

We think she should get both.

The mechanism

A flat run, powered by her.

A treadmill for hamsters. Flat belt, full stride, no curve in her back and no tower in her enclosure.

No motor. No cords. Nothing to plug in. The belt moves because she moves, and it stops when she stops. If she sprints, it sprints. If she hops off, it's just a quiet flat surface again.

It sits low, so your substrate stays deep and your burrows stay yours. Well, hers.

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CAD model, version 1. This is where we are today.

The honesty block

What we don't know yet

An honest product page tells you what might worry you before you ask. This one doesn't exist yet, so here's what worries us. We're answering these by building, on camera, with our own hamsters.

Will hamsters actually use it?

We think a flat run is more natural than a curved one. Thinking isn't knowing. Marzipan and Ninja are the test pilots, and we'll publish the footage either way, including the version where she ignores it and sleeps in it instead.

Can we make it quieter than a wheel?

You know the 3am wheel sound. A flat belt has no reason to squeak or wobble, but bearings are bearings. We're testing for the quietest possible night shift and we'll post real audio.

How do we make it truly cleanable?

Hamsters pee where they run. The target: a belt that lifts out with no tools, wipes down or goes in the sink, made from non-porous material that doesn't hold funk. If cleaning it is annoying, we've failed, so this one gets iterated until it isn't.

When we answer one, it moves out of this section and into the spec. Watch it happen.

Not everything is an open question

Some things aren't up for testing, voting, or iteration. These are the standing rules every prototype has to clear before it goes anywhere near your hamster.

No pinch points. Zero.

Anywhere her feet, fur, or whiskers could catch gets covered or closed before any hamster besides ours goes near a prototype. This is not a phase goal or a feature. It's the price of admission, and we'll show the testing that proves it.

Nothing electrical in the enclosure. Ever.

No motor, no cords, no batteries. The belt is powered by her and nothing else.

The safety pass moves the ship date, not the other way around.

If Phase 3 finds a problem, the date slips and the problem gets fixed. In that order, every time.

Where the build is

Phase 1. CAD and cardboard You are here

First CAD model, cardboard mock to check enclosure fit.

Image slot: newest build photo

Phase 2. Working prototypes

3D printed parts, belt tracking, first test runs on camera.

Phase 3. Safety and cleaning passes

Covering every pinch point, tool-free belt removal, the sink test.

Phase 4. Pilot batch

A small first run for the waitlist, feedback, fixes.

Phase 5. First units ship

Target: late 2026, waitlist first.

No hard dates on purpose. We'd rather ship it right than ship it Friday. The waitlist hears about every phase first.